So is London mainland Europe's big fat embarrassing friend? Certainly not, snort snort! In actual fact London swooped the best gong going. TripAdvisor called it 'best city for nightlife' - aka King of the Euro Dancefloor. A night out in London might cost you a farthing or three - but by jibbers it's worth it.
Belgium on the flipside fared badly in the being even a bit interesting stakes. Noone gave two hoots about Belgian chocolate and beer as Brussels made off with 'most forgettable city' booby prize. And can't say we disagree. Last time StyledLife wound up in Brussels it was because we'd got on the wrong connecting flight to Somewhere More Interesting. And it wasn't much fun!
Just in case you need any help deciding your next weekend city break, check out the rest of the results below courtesy of TripAdvisor.
Best Bargain European City: 1. Prague 2. Budapest 3. Lisbon
Most Expensive: 1. London 2. Paris 3. Rome
Friendliest Locals: 1. Dublin 2. Amsterdam 3. London
Best Cuisine: 1. Paris 2. Rome 3. Florence
Best Shopping: 1. Paris 2. London 3. Rome
Best Night Life: 1. London 2. Amsterdam 3. Paris
Best Public Parks: 1. London 2. Paris 3. Barcelona
Most Romantic: 1. Paris 2. Venice 3. Rome
Most Attractive Locals: 1. Rome 2. Paris 3. Stockholm
Cleanest: 1. Zurich 2. Copenhagen 3. Stockholm
Dirtiest: 1. London 2. Paris 3. Rome
Most Unfriendly Hosts: 1. Paris 2. London 3. Moscow
Most Boring : 1. Brussels 2. Zurich 3. Warsaw