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Dubrovnik – not a place to bring the missus

Between the Russian oligarch’s trophy wives dripping in gold and diamonds and the leggy locals themselves, Dubrovnik is definitely not a place to bring the missus for Valentine’s Day – or any day for that matter. But if you think you're dealing with Eastern European peasant girl then you’ve got another think coming; these are well-educated, sophisticated ladies who won't even spare you a desultory glance. They couldn’t give two hoots where your passport says you’re from.

Between the splendour of the Dalmation Coast, the cultural hub of Zagreb and the sheer beauty of the walled city of Dubrovnik, the Croatians are really content just where the hell they are. They don’t need to escape to the UK or anywhere else for that matter.

So, once the Mediterranean sun makes its appearance grab a (viewing) seat in one of the many garden cafes and try your best not to make a pillock of yourself. Check out hiddencroatia.com for flights and other details.

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